Holy O'Dinah, there is a lot of introspection required to set up a profile for a blog or twitter account.  I've been a Mom for 23 and a half years, when was the last time I examined my interests?  Oh probably about 25 years ago.  I will have to think about this more and finish.  Megan, don't judge my blog, also, it does not require fact-checking, IT IS MY LIFE!!!  I am the expert, thank you very much.  Sassy child.